Petty Officer Winn. Machinist Mate, USN.

It's time to bid adieu!

Off I go to see the wizard, the magica-err, strike that- bootcamp.

Yay, bootcamp!

I've been afflicted by the dating site OkCupid. It smites me so.

First Link whorage! [link]

So work is rocking, and for those of you who don't know- I work at Advanced Auto Parts to pay off my student debt and all that jazz (also, rent and fudz) until I get the call from the Coast Guard. A waiting list for the military? Madness!

Anywhoo, right now I'm covered in Dogs and Beer. Ping pong balls are infesting my goatee of wit.

Side note +2: Orlando protest got bad quick, lots of private investigators and two fellow Anon got written up for trespassing (despite we had permits for BOTH sides of the roads). So far two tires were slashed and the noble Anons who donated their large driveway had Scilons over at their house and generally causing a rucus until the police came by and told 'em to get off private property. Tense after everyone was stepping in front of the camera-men to prevent the tags from being recorded.

And another additional memo for shits and giggles: sketches have begun a Poster. It will be made of tedium and cramps.
Expect it.

Er... late April.
Yay achievable timelines!

So who's using mah account? AND BEING NICE?

If you have the password for this, why not troll or do similar things of amusement?

Do I know you? Are Rules 1 & 2 in effect? I doubt it though, considering the fact that there are no Harlequin fetuses in my gallery.

Speaking of my gallery, can you update it when you have the free time? It's godawful.

Man, leave your DA account alone for a year and this happens.

I'm leaving the same password, keep up the good work mysterious benefactor.